Comedy Writing (Selected)

The New Yorker

• Fun Facts About Love Bugs

McSweeney's Internet Tendency

• Two Truths And A Lie: Job Interview For A Data Entry Position

• Good Luck Doing This 30-Minute Recipe in 30 Minutes!

Reductress

• 4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes A Dick Guillotine

• 'What Else Is New?' Dad Asks, a Third Time, Stretching

• 4 Tasteful Shawls That Say, ‘But You Couldn’t Have Seen My Husband. He Died Years Ago…’

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The Belladonna

• The Benefits of Having A Long Torso

• The Feminist's 10 Commandments For Women...With Some Exceptions

Slackjaw

• Abandoned Early Quarantine Trends Now Up For Adoption

• Nothing Is Going On With Me, Actually