Rachel Van Nes

Comedian. Writer. Artist.

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    Comedy Writing (Selected)

    The New Yorker

    • Fun Facts About Love Bugs

    McSweeney's Internet Tendency

    • Two Truths And A Lie: Job Interview For A Data Entry Position
    • Good Luck Doing This 30-Minute Recipe in 30 Minutes!

    Reductress

    • 4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes A Dick Guillotine
    • 'What Else Is New?' Dad Asks, a Third Time, Stretching
    • 4 Tasteful Shawls That Say, ‘But You Couldn’t Have Seen My Husband. He Died Years Ago…’
    • For More, Check Out My Author's Page

    The Belladonna

    • The Benefits of Having A Long Torso
    • The Feminist's 10 Commandments For Women...With Some Exceptions
    Slackjaw
    • Abandoned Early Quarantine Trends Now Up For Adoption
    • Nothing Is Going On With Me, Actually